Shower Solutions

Since most of you are taller than me this may not seem like such a big deal, however, I know there are a few of you out there that will understand where this is coming from. While in Whitefish I realized that showers are not made universal, they are either for tall people or short people. The reason this came to mind was because the Dustin family members are all tall. While showering in Cameron's shower I am about 2-2 1/2 feet from the shower head. Okay so where's the problem? The water spreads out so far by the time it reaches me that it hits the top of my head and the top of my legs but misses all the in-between. So I decided to come up with some solutions to my problem. I have listed them below, I hope you can get a laugh from them or just agree that I am a little crazy for thinking of these while showering.

1. Have 2 showers, 1 for the tall person and 1 for the short person (I realize this may not be feasible so I have included more solutions)

2. Have shorter hair so that it is easier to get all of the shampoo and conditioner out with the little bit of water that actually hits the head

3. Marry somebody closer to my height (this one is up to God so we will have to wait and see how much of a solution it really is)

4. A shower step stool (for safety reasons I wouldn't suggest this one, although, I do have to use one when cleaning my own shower, it's either that or 3 inch heels and you all know how I feel about those)

5. A shower head that has 2 sets of water holes. 1 circle on the outside and another on the inside to hit the middle of me

6. A telescoping shower head (this would be interesting to see)

7. A handheld shower head (an advantage is you can move it all over the place, a disadvantage - everything has to be done with one hand)

8. Fill in the blank with your suggestions _________________________________